Drag Racing - not what you think

Holly's Boyfriend and I finally had something interesting happen in our very boring domesticated lives. Through my connections, we scored VIP seats to the 4th annual OSU Drag Competition! This was a stiff race to see who would be crowned the 2005 King and Queen of the Beaver. We learned a lot the do's and don't of winning a drag show. It was a jam packed evening with really too to much to tell - so I'll give you some of the highlights.

Don't wait til its too late to throw a performer your panties. 2004 King Aiden was up first to show this year's competitors what they had to live up to . I tried to show Aiden just how much I liked the show by throwing him some pink thong panties, but he was off stage before they landed on the catwalk. Then there they were just sitting in the middle of the catwalk. Don't double switch genders. There was some creepy dude (real life dude that is) pretending to be woman pretending to be a man. It was all very strange mostly because he had a full beard and fake breast (little perky ones). I was thoroughly confused during both of his performances. He achieved not being sexy as either sex. Don't forget to tape your junk in place. One of my favorite early highlights was when "Brock"lost his penis down his pantleg and it ended up on the floor next to the catwalk (see photo). Do practice practice practice walking in heels. Also featured in our photos is the princess that I like to call Bambi. She had it going on in a Joan Jet sort of way but looked like a new born fawn when it came time to walk in those 3 inch heels. Do get a melodramatic super queen to be your back up on stage. Kiki, shown with the sexy bra and F-me boots, is a show stopper. Pretty much to the point that she doesn't compete b/c there would be no competition. Kiki is hot as either sex and Kiki knows it. Brock eventually sealed his fate of becoming the 2005 King of the Beaver by performing a gender bender version of Prince's "You got the look" with Kiki. Kiki went from sexy diva to assless underwear Prince look alike. It really didn't matter what Brock did at that point because nobody was watching. We were all too busy digging in our pockets for some dollars to shove down what little there was of Kiki's pants.

At the end the audience cast their ballots and the new King and Queen of Beaver was crowned. Holly's Boyfriend picked the Queen and neither one of my favorites made the cut.